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    carrionofmywaywardson:

    spookyinthebunker:

    thespywhospies:

    Castiel 4x01 // 9x01

    do you fucking mind? I could have lived mt whole life without this knowledge! 

    where is that gross sobbing gif when you need it

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    erlynntheemerald:

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    So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

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    queen-of-fallen-angels:

    2014croatoan:

    bitchytbh:

    having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

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    [hisses at camera]

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    sophiaphilemon:


bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.
You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.
You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.
You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.
You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.
Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?
SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

    sophiaphilemon:

    bracha-ncc1701:

    sophiaphilemon:

    bracha-ncc1701:

    MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

    No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.

    You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.

    You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.

    You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.

    You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.

    Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?

    SPACE

    What is wrong with you

    ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

    (Source: cockedtail)

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    galaxy-pup:

    vonnegutpizza:

    There needs to be more body positive songs in pop culture and I think this is a great contribution. THIS VIDEO IS AN IMPORTANT THING.

    HEY MAN I LOVE ALL OF THE COLORS AND ALL OF THE WOMEN AND I LOVE THE CHORUS AND THIS IS MY NEW SUMMER SONG

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    Аbandoned houses

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    clavid:

hitmonchan:

Goodnight and by that I mean I will roll around in bed for 2 hours and slowly die

please stay strong. So u are 101.3% pregnant?so what. All that means to me is JEHOVAH has 101.3% a plan for you.
Please keep my very pregnant friend in UR thoughts and prayers everyone

    clavid:

    hitmonchan:

    Goodnight and by that I mean I will roll around in bed for 2 hours and slowly die

    please stay strong. So u are 101.3% pregnant?so what. All that means to me is JEHOVAH has 101.3% a plan for you.

    Please keep my very pregnant friend in UR thoughts and prayers everyone

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    mausspace:

    fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

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    Orange is The New Black

    1. Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache
    2. Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee

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    Anonymous said: Im pretty sad that harley and ivy arent canon lesbians for eachother i mean cOME ON

    elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

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    clintbarttons:

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    YOU FORGOT HARLEY’S REACTION TO THAT, ASKING IF SHE MEANS LIKE HOW PEOPLE SAY BATGIRL AND SUPERGIRL ARE FRIENDS

    THEN BATGIRL CHANGES THE SUBJECT

    SUPER LESBIANS DESERVE THEIR OWN SUPER SHOW

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    sopranish:

    thehylianinthetardis:

    Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

    That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

    (Source: catpissneverclean)

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